Never Look Back

A soldier and his squirrel.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:58:22 -0400

punkrockmermaid:

Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.

Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!

Be still my beating heart.

oommmgggg, precious.

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:57:33 -0400

perryplat: penpeniel: barack-motherfucking-obama: deidaras-glittery-dildos: punkmonksteven: lala...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:55:55 -0400

perryplat:

penpeniel:

barack-motherfucking-obama:

deidaras-glittery-dildos:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

Really guys? Let’s see about that.

MOTHER OF GOD

Well I guess I might as well try it out too

not that it’s gonna

hOLY SHIT

what have I done

yo hold up lemme give this a shot

HOLY SHI T

DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING

yeah okay but does it work for contacts?

S WEET JESUS

sexpitch: im lonely :( looking for a tumblr gf ♡ any takers?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:52:54 -0400

sexpitch:

im lonely :( looking for a tumblr gf ♡ any takers?

0ct0-pussy: Sick ink, for more visit 0ct0-pussy.tumblr.com

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:57:24 -0400

0ct0-pussy:

Sick ink, for more visit 0ct0-pussy.tumblr.com

Snapchat official. Smirfy92 IM bored so snapchat me

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:04:18 -0400

Snapchat official. Smirfy92

IM bored so snapchat me

New month new color

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:59:25 -0400

New month new color

me: oh thats cute

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:04:24 -0400

me: oh thats cute
me: *looks at the price tag*
me: not that cute

Honesty hour send me any type of anons ;)

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:03:08 -0400

Honesty hour send me any type of anons ;)

vvorldwideweb: i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:14:26 -0400

vvorldwideweb:

i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply

trapical: to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:08:24 -0400

trapical:

to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me

theuppitynegras: being in your late teens/early 20’s is weird because you suddenly go from legally...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:08:07 -0400

theuppitynegras:

being in your late teens/early 20’s is weird because you suddenly go from legally being required to go school/listen to your parents to being free to do what you want like if you felt like dropping out of school to take a train to Alaska to see the elk you can do that shit and no one can stop you but you not gonna do that shit because you’re broke so you have to still go to school/listen to your parents but you still free to do that shit

iwasjustkidding: iridescentcatharsis: macmuffinpro: picnicinpa...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:07:24 -0400

iwasjustkidding:

iridescentcatharsis:

macmuffinpro:

picnicinparadise:

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????

No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.

This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100

sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:05:56 -0400

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

So like my friend wants to date my sister. I said no. When he asked why I was like idk. That’s...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:04:58 -0400

So like my friend wants to date my sister. I said no. When he asked why I was like idk. That’s just not right. I couldn’t quite figure out why it bothers me so much.

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:01:01 -0400

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

hungarian: sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:57:32 -0400

hungarian:

sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

derbydeets: Chasing the Jammer and you hear the ref call no...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 16:15:37 -0400

derbydeets:

Chasing the Jammer and you hear the ref call no pack

Roller derby car wash. The ref

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:25:43 -0400

Roller derby car wash. The ref

rockybreaux: profashionall: never forget i feel like my...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:16:51 -0400

rockybreaux:

profashionall:

never forget

i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this